Kiefer Sutherland’s Greatest Role: “Model Prisoner”
By Rodd • Jan 21st, 2008 • Category: 2 Column LEFT, 4 News, Features
Kiefer Sutherland was released from a Glendale jail today after serving 48 days for a DUI. All the stories declare the actor was a “model prisoner.”
Did he keep his cell extra tidy?
Volunteer to organize books in the library?
Share his portion of tater tots with fellow inmates?
Barely make a sound when he was probed for contraband?
Please.
Sutherland is a wealthy actor from a respected Hollywood family who spent less than two months in suburban jail.
How tough was it, really, to follow the rules?
This isn’t a “24” fight scene battling five actors playing terrorists in a warehouse that took three days to choreograph.
It’s sitting quietly in a cell.
He can do that.
As a bonus, he also did some laundry.
Rodd
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