So, I finally got around to watching the premiere of Cashmere Mafia last night, and it was… um, enlightening. Here are some of the things that I learned.

1. In New York, everyone is incredibly attractive.

2. Skinny women are bitchy, and I blame it on the fact that they haven’t eaten since Junior High.

3. Tom Everett Scott is the Tom Skerritt of our generation.

4. High powered professional women divide their time evenly between home, luncheons, and martini bars… they never actually make it into the office.

5. I don’t own enough “Evening Attire”.

6. Every woman alive has an insatiable sex drive, and by insatiable, I mean at inappropriate times and in inappropriate places.

7. Lucy Liu has no soul, and her eyes can eat asteroids.

8. Sometimes people are born with BlackBerry’s where their hands should be, and it makes me very sad.

9. A lisp is the must-have accessory of the season.

10. I hate Cashmere Mafia

The marginally rated FX series Dirt will return in March, according to FX executives.

The show stars Courtney Cox as tabloid maven Lucy Spiller, and pulled in around 5 million viewers per week in FX’s target demographic of adults 18-49. The seven episodes in the can before the strike will air Sunday nights beginning on March 2^nd.

FX will also air the new seasons of The Shield, 30 Days, and The Riches to keep your from the verge of suicide in the bleak days ahead.

io9 is running an interview with Lena Headey and producer James Middleton of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, in preparation for the big premiere on January 14^th.

In it they reveal a number of secrets of the highly anticipated series, so if the fanboy in you just can’t wait, check out the spoilers after the jump.

Capitalizing on the success of it’s Golden Globe nominated series Mad Men, AMC is rolling out a new series Breaking Bad which premieres January 20.

The show centers on Walt White (Bryan Cranston from Malcom in the Middle) a high school chemistry teacher who, in the midst of a mid-life crisis is diagnosed with terminal cancer and turns to a life of crime in order to provide for his wife and special needs son.